Assize of Bread, 1266 · the old story goes

b.akery

Ship more functional, exacting projects in less time.

Because something that isn’t your agent is checking the work.

The thirteenth loaf.

Under the Assize of Bread, 1266, English bakers were fined, beaten or worse for selling a short dozen. The old story goes that they started adding a thirteenth loaf — not generosity, just standing proof they had not cheated.

b.akery is the thirteenth loaf for software you didn’t write. Standing proof — not your agent’s word for it.

What it’s for.

You’re building with AI agents. The demos look right, then the same thing breaks three times, or a page you sold from was dead for two weeks and nobody noticed.

b.akery sits next to your agent, not inside it. It keeps track of what you actually asked for, and checks what shipped against it — on the live thing, not on the agent’s summary. When your ask left a decision open, you hear the question before the work runs, not after. When you’ve paid for the same fix three times, you see the bill.

You don’t have to read code. Every finding is something you can click, once, and judge yourself.

Who it’s for.

Owners of software they did not write — shipping real work through agents, and tired of paying in installments.

Where this is today.

On its first full audit the owner confirmed 17 of 20 assessable findings as real defects — 85%, on a repository the tool’s builder already knew, which is why that number comes with its caveat attached. Audits today read commit history; more of the product is being built in the open. Audits are run personally, three a week.