For people who build products without writing the code
Know what you built
was actually built right.
b.akery reads what your AI really did on your project and tells you, in plain English, what is solid and what is quietly costing you. No code to read. Nothing to install.
- → Whether the same problem keeps coming back under a different name
- → Whether “done” actually meant done
- → What the repeated work has cost you in time and money
- → What to say to your AI so it stops happening
The thing that checks your AI shouldn’t be your AI.
Sound familiar?
- It happened again “It fixed it again.”
- It happened again “This exact bug was fixed and it’s back.”
- It happened again “It forgot everything again.”
- It said it did “It says it merged.”
- It said it did “It said it built the settings page.”
- It doesn’t do what it says “I changed the price and nothing changed.”
- It doesn’t do what it says “The setting does nothing.”
- It doesn’t do what it says “Works in demos, customers hit errors.”
None of that means you did it wrong. It means nobody has checked. b.akery checks, and tells you which of these is happening in yours.
What you get.
A free audit. b.akery goes through the record of what your AI changed on your project and reports where it went in circles, what that cost you, and what to do about it. In plain English, in a couple of days.
Every finding comes with one thing you can check yourself, in one step. If you can’t see it for yourself, it isn’t a finding.
Audits run about three a week, supervised by the founder before anything reaches you.
- Repairs
- 7
- Elapsed
- ~6 h
- Fires at
- no. 3
- Root cause
- +2.6 days
A check that fires on the third one ends this here. The other four never happen, and the evening is yours again.
Who it’s for.
You didn’t set out to become a developer. You had something that needed to exist, so you built it — for yourself, for your startup, for the team that needed a tool nobody was going to write.
It works. Mostly. And there is no honest way for you to tell what is holding it together, because reading the code was never the deal. That’s who this is for.
Help prove it.
17/20 real problems, on the first full audit.
b.akery works. It found seventeen real problems out of twenty findings that could be judged, and every one came with something you could check yourself.
That was our own project, though. What it needs now is yours: different tools, different habits, different ways of going wrong. Every project it reads makes the next audit sharper.
That is the whole trade. You get a free audit of your project. b.akery gets to learn from something nobody here built.
Seventeen of twenty is 85%, measured on a project the founder already knew well,
which is why that number travels with its conditions: detector
v0.2.0, full project history, dismissal state
sha256:152929fa8e1c637c. One version of one tool reading one project.
No later version inherits it.